#yup still thinking about 🐍them🐍

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John won't let Terry pay for him when they go out to dinner. He begrudgingly accepts the gifts Terry buys him, clearly disliking the fact Terry spent money on him. Even purchasing new equipment for Cobra Kai is met with resistance. ("I can chip in, it's my dojo and responsibility too.")

So Terry decides to replace all the material and monetary gifts with orgasms, lots and lots of orgasms. Servicing John as often as humanly possible. And this time there are no complaints from John. (Except for when things eventually become physically uncomfortable and he needs a break.)

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TRAVELER WHY DO YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY

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Sometimes I wonder what the essence of Teyvat's visions are. What makes them work? What makes them tick? I've repeatedly inspected my vision for any signs of their specific magical origin...as an alchemist, I would have already done multiple experiments on the object to determine it's nature. As a vision holder, however, it's my duty to keep it safe...even though it can be considered simply a tool.

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ScientificSugar asked: You heard about what I did with my vision when I first got it didn't you

Yup.

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Do NOT go to Angel's Share. Worst experience of my life, got thrown out at midnight into the street because the bartender said he didn't like me and my drinking buddy 🙁🙁🙁 what an asshole

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I threw you out because you were to drunk. Please do not come to Angel's Share with the intention of inappropriate behavior.

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*too

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HE FUCKING BLOCKED ME LMAAAOOOOO

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No. No, Varka is not back in Mondstadt yet.

#please help us #we're losing mods #is varka back yet? #probably never #stay tuned #Varka #Mondstadt

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milk

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Cocjo goadt

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I cannt frember

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Hi everyone! This is the Dr. Baizhu again. Sorry for the strange posts, Qiqi got her hands on my Tumblr account again and started posting. 😅 I've locked my phone with a code and wrote down the code in a secure place in the office, so not to worry! This won't happen again. 😊

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Hey everyone, please stop reblogging this.

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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE NOTES PLEASE HELP

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Mulk

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TIL that my birth name, Ajax, is derived from an ancient legend that referred to a hero called The Great Ajax! I think it's pretty fitting, don't ya think?

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I've also been told that the name Ajax "was sometimes said to have been derived from the old expression aiai, meaning 'alas!'" And the great Ajax also killed himself with a sword

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Bro's still cool though imo

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New Moon in Virgo 🐞🐍⛲🐝ALL SIGNS

With the elements/signs of the zodiac, you can freely use your Sun, Moon, Rising/Ascendant, or even your Stellium (❗️)

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Main theme: Help yourself to balance between how you feel inside and what you see outside of yourself. Do you see incongruity between internal and external realities? This New Moon in Virgo brings cellular level healing. Your focus should revolve around the theme of toxic patterns and spiritual liberation. This is a necessary step towards enabling you to manifest high-quality Personal Reality in the coming months.

Soul Cleansing for 🐞Aries Leo Sagittarius

Life isn't always cream and peaches. Sometimes we can't help but needing to stay dedicated at an important project to see it to completion/fruition. Sometimes, although things get boring or tedious, that seems to be the only way to move forwards.

As long as you know in your heart that you're growing towards your passions, you're doing alright. Things won't remain as boring as they are right now for much longer. Since New Moons are a time of soul cleansing, what you need to let go of are worries that have been bogging your mind down.

Try to bring more flavours and colours into your Life. No matter how difficult some things may be right now, you need refreshment in order to rejuvenate your spirit. If you have the means, try to relax your mind with calming refreshments like herbal teas (chamomile, lavender, green tea, etc.) The high vibrations of good-quality herbal teas can positively affect your energetic field.

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Soul Cleansing for 🐍Taurus Virgo Capricorn

Whatever it is this New Moon in Virgo wants you to release, it is for you to regain a lot of your spiritual energy. For quite a while now, you’ve been struggling or dealing with some stuff that have drained you of a lot of joy.

With your own conscious effort, you must be able to brush off a lot of negative energies that have been circling your daily life. Negative energies, of course, manifest in all kinds of ways for different people. Notice what’s really draining to you and make the conscious decision to reject such frequencies from being a part of your daily life.

Life doesn't have to always be about strife, hard work, proving your worth, and all those things that make your mind heavy. Sometimes, you think you understand this on a conscious level, but the thing is, your subconscious still believes otherwise. So, there is a lot of your behavioural patterns that bring you back to experiences/situations that cause a lot of stress.

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Soul Cleansing for ⛲Gemini Libra Aquarius

For being such a smart bunch of people, Air Signs, do you realise that a lot of your brain power has been used mostly to assist other people in solving their problems? Yup, shocked now? When was the last time you actually used all of your intellect to think up amazing dreams for yourself? And when you did, did you truly believe you can have them? A lot of your ideas and dreams are just passing thoughts to yourself.

This New Moon in Virgo wants you to take a break. Step back from the busyness of the world, and dream. Take care of yourself, have a cup of hot chocolate or chamomile tea, what have you. Dream and take a vacation to your own version of an ideal life. This new moon is so powerful and so damn LUCKY; dream all kinds of beautiful things for yourself and you shall be rewarded.

When? Divine Timing, of course. If you're very apt at Astrology you may be able to see possible transits for yourself. With or without any knowledge of Astrology, know that your blessings can only come after you begin dreaming them. This is your act of opening yourself up to the limitless possibilities of the Cosmos.

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Soul Cleansing for 🐝Cancer Scorpio Pisces

Wow, your wishes are coming true~ I don't know how the current transits are affecting the Water Signs, but the energies are lightest and luckiest for you. Perhaps it's also a culmination of all the hard 'spiritual' work you've been doing in the last 6 months.

You've allowed yourself to transcend above tons of heavy emotional baggage and now, you know you're capable of achieving whatever goal you have in mind. Because you're passionate and you're devoted. Light is being shone upon your path.

This New Moon in Virgo is said to bring massive luck to everyone this year, perhaps the effects last until early next year. Use this period for not only uplifting daydreaming, but also concrete planning. Whatever you wish to achieve, know you will get there.

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